Private Property Pioneer Mugs

A Disgorger

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

"We wish we could drink the water."

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

'They're playing house.'

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

Have a very piratical Birthday

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

'Face it, you've changed. The man I married would never subject his family to an annual cost-benefit analysis.'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"I told you he was a motivated seller.

"We're throwing out the old rules."