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"We need a brownfield site."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Look, son, real estate."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

Reverse Mortgage.

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"Sold his air rights."

Home Sweet Second Home.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"I propose we go with the second option."

House hunting is cruel.

'This is close enough.'

Repossessions

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Dog Realtor

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'