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"We need a brownfield site."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Look, son, real estate."

Reverse Mortgage.

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"Sold his air rights."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

Home Sweet Second Home.

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'This is close enough.'

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

House hunting is cruel.

"I propose we go with the second option."

Repossessions

Dog Realtor

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

"I told you we should have sold last winter."