Construction Visionary T-Shirts

'A scaled down model of the proposed building would be more practical Harry.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Handyman's Special'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Sold his air rights."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Stage producer.

"I propose we go with the second option."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"I don't think outside the box. . .I own the box."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

"We've decided to add forty floors."

"Being a disruptive company does not mean interrupting and making sarcastic remarks during meetings."

House building chart (like steps).

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

"We need a brownfield site."

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

"We're going to spend £5M to put over the message that our product is so good it sells itself!"

'Why we have architects'

'He's so creative.'