Real Estate Visionary T-Shirts

House building chart (like steps).

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'The two-property lifestyle just isn't as glamorous as I thought'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Water is discovered on the moon....

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'Handyman's Special'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"Sold his air rights."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

'I just invented business!'

"I propose we go with the second option."

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'This is close enough.'

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

"Central heat. Pretty posh."