Real Estate Visionary T-Shirts

House building chart (like steps).

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'The two-property lifestyle just isn't as glamorous as I thought'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Water is discovered on the moon....

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'Handyman's Special'

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"Sold his air rights."

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"I propose we go with the second option."

'I just invented business!'

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'This is close enough.'

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

Real Estate Depression

See the house whose property taxes were raised

"So, Morrison, what you're are suggesting is we abort the skyskraper idea and instead build a giant hill with interconnecting tunnels.2

"I've simplified our work process!"