Packaging Fanatic Gifts

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

'You know, our collection of bottle bags is worth more than our collection of wines.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

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'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

The packaging's becoming excessive.

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

'Special Delivery!'

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I don't think you understand how stressful jobs like mine are.. do you realise I'm responsible for the entire cat litter packaging programme in this area."

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

Too much packaging

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I always frame yours, J.B.

"...you came up with a milk carton that nobody can open."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Excess Baggage: You wonder where folks are traveling to that they need all that luggage...

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

Framing. Folks, how about leaving two inches between the picture and frame? More! No, less! the border is a very controversial subject.

'Looks like they became extinct after developing food and medicine packaging they were unable to open.'

Market. I'm waiting for the day when cereal boxes come in four sizes: Large, giant, colossal and full.