Food Packaging Aficionado Gifts

"You'll eat anything with 'poids net' on it."

'This box must be fresher. It has to be sold by July 2800, where as this one has to be sold by June 2905.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Letter Collecting Nerd

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"I don't think you understand how stressful jobs like mine are.. do you realise I'm responsible for the entire cat litter packaging programme in this area."

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

'Village store and Food museum'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

Health food and junk food

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

"The presentation is dreadful."

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper

'Looks like they became extinct after developing food and medicine packaging they were unable to open.'

The company started way back in 1952, when your grandad told your grandma her cooking wasn't fit for human consumption.

'Hello, Al's Office Supply? While I admire your gumption, I'm afraid these offering envelopes are too big.'

Market. I'm waiting for the day when cereal boxes come in four sizes: Large, giant, colossal and full.

'Well, SURE our customers want more nutritional information, but what about OUR privacy?'

Wrap it in bubbles We don't have time for your stupid games, Fenwick We need to get this thing shipped to Philly,,, Now

Glop With Packaging

'Right here on the box...'self adhesive envelopes'.'

'The danger of similar packaging.'

'You know, our collection of bottle bags is worth more than our collection of wines.'

I'll know when the world is going to end -- all the expiration dates on food will be the same!

"These kitchen shears are great for cutting plastic packaging. . . like the packaging they come in."

'This chicken was raised on a farm, ate corn and never consumed drugs. That's more than I knew about you when we dated.'

'I just read the food label. That's why I decided to eat the package instead.'