Food Packaging Analyst Gifts

'I just read the food label. That's why I decided to eat the package instead.'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

The packaging's becoming excessive.

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I don't think you understand how stressful jobs like mine are.. do you realise I'm responsible for the entire cat litter packaging programme in this area."

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

Too much packaging

"...you came up with a milk carton that nobody can open."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

GM Food and World Hunger

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

Health food and junk food

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

At the signing of the Great Picnic Treaty.

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

'Well, SURE our customers want more nutritional information, but what about OUR privacy?'

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper

Market. I'm waiting for the day when cereal boxes come in four sizes: Large, giant, colossal and full.

Wrap it in bubbles We don't have time for your stupid games, Fenwick We need to get this thing shipped to Philly,,, Now

Glop With Packaging

'The danger of similar packaging.'

I'll know when the world is going to end -- all the expiration dates on food will be the same!

'You know, our collection of bottle bags is worth more than our collection of wines.'

"You'll eat anything with 'poids net' on it."

Man can't open the plastic packaging of his plastic cutter.

'No, you're getting it wrong. We must think inside the box.'