Food Packaging Analyst Gifts

'I just read the food label. That's why I decided to eat the package instead.'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

The packaging's becoming excessive.

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I don't think you understand how stressful jobs like mine are.. do you realise I'm responsible for the entire cat litter packaging programme in this area."

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

Too much packaging

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

"...you came up with a milk carton that nobody can open."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

GM Food and World Hunger

Health food and junk food

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

'Well, SURE our customers want more nutritional information, but what about OUR privacy?'

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

Wrap it in bubbles We don't have time for your stupid games, Fenwick We need to get this thing shipped to Philly,,, Now

Glop With Packaging

"You'll eat anything with 'poids net' on it."

'You know, our collection of bottle bags is worth more than our collection of wines.'

'The danger of similar packaging.'

Man can't open the plastic packaging of his plastic cutter.

'No, you're getting it wrong. We must think inside the box.'

The obvious