Packaging Analyst Gifts

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

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"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

The packaging's becoming excessive.

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I don't think you understand how stressful jobs like mine are.. do you realise I'm responsible for the entire cat litter packaging programme in this area."

Too much packaging

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"...you came up with a milk carton that nobody can open."

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

Young Professional Recipe Test

Market. I'm waiting for the day when cereal boxes come in four sizes: Large, giant, colossal and full.

'Looks like they became extinct after developing food and medicine packaging they were unable to open.'

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

Wrap it in bubbles We don't have time for your stupid games, Fenwick We need to get this thing shipped to Philly,,, Now

Glop With Packaging

"My new recycling bin from Amazon is not big enough for the packaging it came in."

'You know, our collection of bottle bags is worth more than our collection of wines.'

'The danger of similar packaging.'

"You'll eat anything with 'poids net' on it."

"I knew those drones were bad news..."

Man can't open the plastic packaging of his plastic cutter.

'I just read the food label. That's why I decided to eat the package instead.'

'No, you're getting it wrong. We must think inside the box.'

The obvious