Packaging Critic Gifts

Man can't open the plastic packaging of his plastic cutter.

Too much packaging

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

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"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Rejected Spider-man lunchbox ideas

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

Factory Recall Unicorn.

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Why Mr T's Information Technology Company Failed

'Buy plain packet cigarettes - get free coloured pens to make your own packet design.'

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper

'Looks like they became extinct after developing food and medicine packaging they were unable to open.'

Package advice: "Can only help reduce weight by not actually eating it."

"My new recycling bin from Amazon is not big enough for the packaging it came in."

Glop With Packaging

'You know, our collection of bottle bags is worth more than our collection of wines.'

'The danger of similar packaging.'

Mmmm... Eminently palatable yet slightly robust. And no corkage fee!

"I knew those drones were bad news..."

"Well. . . I guess there will be no offspring, but at least I will save on the tuition fees."

"These kitchen shears are great for cutting plastic packaging. . . like the packaging they come in."

'I just read the food label. That's why I decided to eat the package instead.'

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's till enjoying the batteries.'

"Actually J.B., it's just the box that's new!"

"Of course it's in its original packaging. I'm returning it because it's impossible to open!"

Hostess Fruit Pie