Packaging Critic Pillows

Man can't open the plastic packaging of his plastic cutter.

Too much packaging

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

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"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Rejected Spider-man lunchbox ideas

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

Factory Recall Unicorn.

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Why Mr T's Information Technology Company Failed

'Buy plain packet cigarettes - get free coloured pens to make your own packet design.'

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

'Looks like they became extinct after developing food and medicine packaging they were unable to open.'

Package advice: "Can only help reduce weight by not actually eating it."

Glop With Packaging

'The danger of similar packaging.'

'You know, our collection of bottle bags is worth more than our collection of wines.'

"These kitchen shears are great for cutting plastic packaging. . . like the packaging they come in."

Mmmm... Eminently palatable yet slightly robust. And no corkage fee!

"Well. . . I guess there will be no offspring, but at least I will save on the tuition fees."

'I just read the food label. That's why I decided to eat the package instead.'

"Actually J.B., it's just the box that's new!"

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's till enjoying the batteries.'

"High in fibre, low in salt and saturated fats. Unfortunately that's the box, the cereal is full of all sorts of crap!"

"Of course it's in its original packaging. I'm returning it because it's impossible to open!"

Hostess Fruit Pie

'The question: was it packed with bubble wrap? Or styrofoam peanuts?'