Packaging Satirist Gifts

"These kitchen shears are great for cutting plastic packaging. . . like the packaging they come in."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"It lost a little something in translation."

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

Please use another building entirely

Cold caller.

Access Denied!

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"He'll be a hard man to replace. Nobody knows what he does."

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"'Take that,' growled the writer as the buyer for Borders slumped to the ..."

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Too much packaging

'Corporations hijack government... details whenever we run out of commercials.'

"I'll breathe easier when the economy gets back on track."

Bookshop with Best sellers getting pushed into the Remainders basket.

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

Oil Workers

'We should mention a few mild side effects. If here are none at all, people will be suspicious.'

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'

"We must have had an order."

"You want the generic placebo or the brand name?"

'The movie doesn't scare me - the commercials do.'

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen

'This appliance will replace that other appliance which replaced all those original appliances.'

Post Office (packages for delivery)

Echo Valley