Packaging Satirist T-Shirts

"These kitchen shears are great for cutting plastic packaging. . . like the packaging they come in."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"It lost a little something in translation."

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

"He'll be a hard man to replace. Nobody knows what he does."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

Access Denied!

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

Cold caller.

Please use another building entirely

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

'Corporations hijack government... details whenever we run out of commercials.'

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Too much packaging

Bookshop with Best sellers getting pushed into the Remainders basket.

"'Take that,' growled the writer as the buyer for Borders slumped to the ..."

"I'll breathe easier when the economy gets back on track."

Invent Sales Day

"This looks good."

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

Oil Workers

'We should mention a few mild side effects. If here are none at all, people will be suspicious.'

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'

Employees Must Cleanse Palate. ?

"You want the generic placebo or the brand name?"

'The movie doesn't scare me - the commercials do.'

"We must have had an order."

"My new recycling bin from Amazon is not big enough for the packaging it came in."

Echo Valley

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen

'This appliance will replace that other appliance which replaced all those original appliances.'