Packaging Analyst Mugs

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

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"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

The packaging's becoming excessive.

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I don't think you understand how stressful jobs like mine are.. do you realise I'm responsible for the entire cat litter packaging programme in this area."

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Too much packaging

"...you came up with a milk carton that nobody can open."

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

Young Professional Recipe Test

'Looks like they became extinct after developing food and medicine packaging they were unable to open.'

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

Wrap it in bubbles We don't have time for your stupid games, Fenwick We need to get this thing shipped to Philly,,, Now

Glop With Packaging

'The danger of similar packaging.'

'You know, our collection of bottle bags is worth more than our collection of wines.'

"You'll eat anything with 'poids net' on it."

Man can't open the plastic packaging of his plastic cutter.

'I just read the food label. That's why I decided to eat the package instead.'

'No, you're getting it wrong. We must think inside the box.'

The obvious

"Actually J.B., it's just the box that's new!"