Packaging Architect Mugs

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's till enjoying the batteries.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

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Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

The packaging's becoming excessive.

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I don't think you understand how stressful jobs like mine are.. do you realise I'm responsible for the entire cat litter packaging programme in this area."

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

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You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

Too much packaging

"...you came up with a milk carton that nobody can open."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

'Busy day?'

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"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

'Tonight the world famous escape artist faces his greatest challenge yet: a contraption designed by toy packaging engineers.'

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

Wedding Cakes

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper

'Looks like they became extinct after developing food and medicine packaging they were unable to open.'

Wrap it in bubbles We don't have time for your stupid games, Fenwick We need to get this thing shipped to Philly,,, Now

Glop With Packaging

"My new recycling bin from Amazon is not big enough for the packaging it came in."

'The danger of similar packaging.'

'You know, our collection of bottle bags is worth more than our collection of wines.'

Man can't open the plastic packaging of his plastic cutter.

'I just read the food label. That's why I decided to eat the package instead.'

'No, you're getting it wrong. We must think inside the box.'