Packaging Designer Mugs

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"...you came up with a milk carton that nobody can open."

'It's not that I don't like the product. I can't get it out of the package.'

The obvious

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

The packaging's becoming excessive.

"David's in Packaging"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Copycats

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"You know, there are other emojis."

If nobody had invented graphics

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Barcode Dreams

Italica

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Geek fairies

Why Cows Leave Home

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.