Packaging Designer Pillows

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"...you came up with a milk carton that nobody can open."

'It's not that I don't like the product. I can't get it out of the package.'

The obvious

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

The packaging's becoming excessive.

"David's in Packaging"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Copycats

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"You know, there are other emojis."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

If nobody had invented graphics

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Barcode Dreams

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Italica

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Geek fairies

Why Cows Leave Home

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Can I download that as a PDF?'