Packaging Philosopher Mugs

"My new recycling bin from Amazon is not big enough for the packaging it came in."

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

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"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

The packaging's becoming excessive.

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

Too much packaging

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"...you came up with a milk carton that nobody can open."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

'Intermodal' cargo train carrige hurtling through space

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

'Looks like they became extinct after developing food and medicine packaging they were unable to open.'

Glop With Packaging

Package advice: "Can only help reduce weight by not actually eating it."

'The danger of similar packaging.'

"These kitchen shears are great for cutting plastic packaging. . . like the packaging they come in."

'You know, our collection of bottle bags is worth more than our collection of wines.'

Man can't open the plastic packaging of his plastic cutter.

'What - No lift?!'