Gift Receiving Gifts

'I won't itemize. Just bring me one of everything.'

"Did Jesus receive less presents because his birthday is on Christmas like mine?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Christmas Tree

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

celebrating a birth.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'They're dog roses!'

The wife whisperer.

Say it with flowers

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Gift"

Christmas Presents.

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Santa called but you were out!

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'