Buying Gifts Gifts

"That'll be another one in the dog house when he gets home!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"That'll be five bucks."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'They're dog roses!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Say it with flowers

The wife whisperer.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Gift"

Christmas Presents.

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Santa called but you were out!

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."