Homemade Gift Creator Gifts

"Papi, for Father's Day, I got you a certificate. I made it myself!"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

'I wrapped it myself !'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Last-Minute Gifts

'Underground cartoonist'

"Betty, I'm dying to see what you've knitted me for my birthday."

Cut out and keep your own Virgin Mary.

'Sounds great, honey. Excuse me wile I go call a bankruptcy attorney.'

Cocktails for dogs

"Which list do you want first, A-L or M-Z?"

Gift Ideas #13

"I didn't learn any more than she did...and my junk worked!"

'I always feel you just can't beat something home-made.'

Clancy: Birthday Presents

"Fetch!"

"I'd like your homemade birthday card a lot better if it weren't scribbled on a bar napkin."

Cut out and keep your own Good King Wenceslas.