Homemade Gift Lover Pillows

'I always feel you just can't beat something home-made.'

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

King Kongs first christmas

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Your Home Remodel Team

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Music

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'Honestly, madam, every home should have one.'

Hissy-fits for sale.

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

Self-Assembly Bookcase

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

Painting and decorating

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

'I wrapped it myself !'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"Now it's high definition!"

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

Billy strip: dog called DIY.

About Santa 2017.

'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?'

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.