Prize Hunter Pillows

A man captures prize on a crane game and at the same instant, has his own pocket picked by an obscure crane...

Over $5000 in monthly prizes: Draw Mitch

Claw Machine Head

Cup winners more happy about the money

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'They're not just going to GIVE you a Nobel Peace Prize -- you have to FIGHT for it!'

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Your big moment on Altra Gameshow

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'That's his Nobel Peace Prize -- he captured it from the King of Sweden.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

The Evolution of the Bonus

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

Fishing Boat Derby

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'We care because we haven't made enough money not to.'

'I know what we need to turn this around, a mindless product that will make money fly out of peoples pocketbooks!'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

'Profit in the garbage.'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."