Whimsical Reward Seeker Pillows

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Head over Hooves

Riding School Chaos

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"I think it loves us."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

The job is yours - I called your references and they all said you're a good boy.

Piñata Walk

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"Love your ambiance!"

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

Kitty's Coffee Shop

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Purple Fairy

"OK, now can we do a silly one?"

"I guess it's no big deal anymore."