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Competing for prospective employees by offering a retirement plan.

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

The Evolution of the Bonus

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

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"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Carrot VS Stick

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

A push in the right direction: 50c.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

YOU ARE HERE

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

'I'll have a big bonus please.'

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

"Any questions regarding our financial incentive plan?"

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

'Why would all these people line up for a library sale?'

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'