Incentive Collector Pillows

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Carrot VS Stick

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

'This is your lucky day!'

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

'Well, sweetie, you got a prize, Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!'

Finish your spinach and claim a free laptop!

"I've been too busy investing my enormous salary to be bothered running the company."

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

Carrot on a stick incentive - dog and human.

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

"Mr. Packard will sue you now."

"I didn't exactly win it."

'Retire now and we'll throw in this set of steak knives! But wait, that's not all...'

'We're only ten tech support calls away from another free pizza!'

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

Footballer's Wages

"Follow me."

'Sure, I could stop spending, but who am I to trip the economy into a depression?'

Incentive

Bonus on Board

"It's expensive and difficult, but at least if you win, you get to take home a huge piece of garbage."

'Well of course you outperformed me. The incentives were stacked in your favor.'

For Timely Filing

Ticket prizes...