Incentive Collector Gifts

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Carrot VS Stick

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

'This is your lucky day!'

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

"Any questions regarding our financial incentive plan?"

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

Finish your spinach and claim a free laptop!

'Well, sweetie, you got a prize, Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!'

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

"I've been too busy investing my enormous salary to be bothered running the company."

Man chasing carrot.

Carrot on a stick incentive - dog and human.

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

"I didn't exactly win it."

"Mr. Packard will sue you now."

Whitney Houston

'Retire now and we'll throw in this set of steak knives! But wait, that's not all...'

'We're only ten tech support calls away from another free pizza!'

Footballer's Wages

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

"Follow me."

Bonus on Board

When choosing between "the carrot or the stick." my experience is that that employees don't like carrots enough!

Incentive

'Sure, I could stop spending, but who am I to trip the economy into a depression?'

"It's expensive and difficult, but at least if you win, you get to take home a huge piece of garbage."

'Well of course you outperformed me. The incentives were stacked in your favor.'

'That's not really the business incentive I was looking for.'

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