Incentive Earner Gifts

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Carrot VS Stick

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Dangling Carrots

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

Finish your spinach and claim a free laptop!

Carrot on a stick incentive - dog and human.

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

'Retire now and we'll throw in this set of steak knives! But wait, that's not all...'

'We're only ten tech support calls away from another free pizza!'

Christmas bonus

"Follow me."

Incentive

"Call yourself a breadwinner. You're a breadloser."

'I've got to work for my allowance? What kind of entitlement program is that??'

'Well of course you outperformed me. The incentives were stacked in your favor.'

For Timely Filing

Bait for corporations.

"Hey, he puts food on the table."

"I have the six figures, the stock options, and the limo, but where are the letters from grateful schoolchildren?"

Competing for prospective employees by offering a retirement plan.

"Harris looks confident he's going to win..."

Bonus Development

'As our new Sales Associate, you'll be on straight commission plus unemployment.'

Easter Bunny with a Stick and a Carrot.

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench-press more than I do, too?'