Incentive Innovator Gifts

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

New Swiss Army Knife

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

Carrot VS Stick

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

"Any questions regarding our financial incentive plan?"

Dangling Carrots

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

Finish your spinach and claim a free laptop!

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

Man chasing carrot.

Carrot on a stick incentive - dog and human.

"Thank you for computerising the company - you are now obsolete, Goodbye."

'Retire now and we'll throw in this set of steak knives! But wait, that's not all...'

Christmas bonus

'Product diversification, I like that.'

"We need a leader who is not afraid to dream incremental dreams."

"Follow me."

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

Rising energy prices and increased unemployment opens up for new job opportunities.

When choosing between "the carrot or the stick." my experience is that that employees don't like carrots enough!

'Well of course you outperformed me. The incentives were stacked in your favor.'

'That's not really the business incentive I was looking for.'

"Hunting and gathering are okay, Dad, but I'd like to get into research and development!"

For Timely Filing

"It's my mom's birthday. Have you anything with that 'new purse' smell?"

Bait for corporations.

Competing for prospective employees by offering a retirement plan.

Motivation for children to eat their vegetables.