Incentives Gifts

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Easter Bunny with a Stick and a Carrot.

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

Carrot VS Stick

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

loan

Dangling Carrots

"Any questions regarding our financial incentive plan?"

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

Finish your spinach and claim a free laptop!

Man chasing carrot.

Carrot on a stick incentive - dog and human.

'Retire now and we'll throw in this set of steak knives! But wait, that's not all...'

'We're only ten tech support calls away from another free pizza!'

Christmas bonus

"I think I should warn you that the flip side of our generous bonus-incentive program is capital punishment."

"Follow me."

Incentive

When choosing between "the carrot or the stick." my experience is that that employees don't like carrots enough!

'Well of course you outperformed me. The incentives were stacked in your favor.'

'That's not really the business incentive I was looking for.'

For Timely Filing

Bait for corporations.

Competing for prospective employees by offering a retirement plan.

Motivation for children to eat their vegetables.

"Harris looks confident he's going to win..."

'As our new Sales Associate, you'll be on straight commission plus unemployment.'

Bonus Development

"I think marketing's come up with a real winner this time."

"If you ask me, school funding should skip the middleman and just pay me to study harder!"