Incentive Genius Gifts

Dangling Carrots

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

Carrot VS Stick

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'Harrison will make the hard decisions and Dunwoody will rationalize them.'

'None of the questions deserved an answer.'

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Carrot on a stick incentive - dog and human.

'We're only ten tech support calls away from another free pizza!'

'Retire now and we'll throw in this set of steak knives! But wait, that's not all...'

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

"Follow me."

"Oh, I did my homework, alright. I found a paradise called 'online school helper'."

'Well of course you outperformed me. The incentives were stacked in your favor.'

For Timely Filing

Help! Original inventor of multi-tasking.

"In my experience, telling a kid 'without an education you can't get a job', almost never works. But, 'without an education you can;t get a job to get money to buy new sneakers and C.D.s,' works every time."

Bait for corporations.

Competing for prospective employees by offering a retirement plan.

Easter Bunny with a Stick and a Carrot.

A perk of self-employment.

'Now for a test of the viewer's intelligence. . . Seeing if he's bright enough to turn it off .'