Incentive Earner T-Shirts

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Carrot VS Stick

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

"Any questions regarding our financial incentive plan?"

Dangling Carrots

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

Finish your spinach and claim a free laptop!

Man chasing carrot.

Carrot on a stick incentive - dog and human.

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

'Retire now and we'll throw in this set of steak knives! But wait, that's not all...'

'We're only ten tech support calls away from another free pizza!'

Christmas bonus

"Follow me."

When choosing between "the carrot or the stick." my experience is that that employees don't like carrots enough!

'I've got to work for my allowance? What kind of entitlement program is that??'

"Call yourself a breadwinner. You're a breadloser."

Incentive

'Well of course you outperformed me. The incentives were stacked in your favor.'

'That's not really the business incentive I was looking for.'

For Timely Filing

"Hey, he puts food on the table."

Bait for corporations.

"I have the six figures, the stock options, and the limo, but where are the letters from grateful schoolchildren?"

Competing for prospective employees by offering a retirement plan.

Motivation for children to eat their vegetables.

"Harris looks confident he's going to win..."

Easter Bunny with a Stick and a Carrot.

Bonus Development

'As our new Sales Associate, you'll be on straight commission plus unemployment.'