Bonus Collector Gifts

'The reason I get a huge bonus is because I think I'm worth it.'

'Sure, I could stop spending, but who am I to trip the economy into a depression?'

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

Bonus on Board

Footballer's Wages

"I've been too busy investing my enormous salary to be bothered running the company."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

The Evolution of the Bonus

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'I call it a flat.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

Unusual Offers

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'It's a snow mobile.'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"We'll make your wedding reception perfect, and don't forget you get a money-saving coupon for any future divorce parties."

'This is your lucky day!'

Charity Shop Income on Rise

'Well, okay. So we almost bankrupted the country. But we've managed to make a slight profit thanks to the government bail out package, so who can possibly deny us a fat bonus this year?'

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'