Collecting Bonuses Gifts

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'I'll have a big bonus please.'

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'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

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'Well, okay. So we almost bankrupted the country. But we've managed to make a slight profit thanks to the government bail out package, so who can possibly deny us a fat bonus this year?'

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

'He earns less than the Prime Minister...'

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The company didn't pay a bonus this year

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"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"I've been too busy investing my enormous salary to be bothered running the company."

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

'I'm appalled, the bank's limited my bonus to 'grossly sickening' when I've earned 'outrageous'.'

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

'I guess it's better than no bonus at all.'

'We've ended up paying our 'golden hellos', golden 'return from holidays' and Prickman wanted a golden 'thank you' after coming back from a toilet break!'

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'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

'Getting a big bonus to risk other people's money makes me wonder if I am part of a conspiracy.'

"We have no golden parachutes."

You wanted to see me again, boss? Yes. I realized you never gave me my Christmas bonus. What're you talking about? You're the boss. You give me a bonus, I don't give you a bonus. Exactly. The key word in employer-employee relationship is relationship. One-sided relationships never work, Rudy. I've calculated the amount you would have paid me if you hadn't been taking me for granted for 16 years. Very bad man.

'I want a bigger piece of the pie.'

'We felt this way at least , your bonus would reflect some element of personal skill.'