Receiving A Bonus Gifts

"My bonus – right or wrong!"

So... you got a big ass bonus... Now what?

"Wilson! Stop bogarting he bonuses and share the wealth!"

It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller. I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts? The age-old question: Do I enjoy the fruits of my labor or give them to the losers and ingrates who did absolutely nothing to earn them? Fly yourself to Maui and send them a photo of you eating a seven-course meal. That'll encourage them to work harder and earn their own bonuses. Encouragement is the best gift you can give. I really love your show,

'You got a big bonus, didn't you?'

'Now that you've had an hour to enjoy your bonus, when are we going to spend it?'

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'I'm prepared to offer you a raise, if you work hard. I knew there'd be a catch.'

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

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'I'll have a big bonus please.'

'He earns less than the Prime Minister...'

'I guess it's better than no bonus at all.'

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

'I want a bigger piece of the pie.'

The man who finally got his account in the black

'This new ruling on bankers pay has really thrown the cat among the pigeons...'

The Evolution of the Bonus

'I like it. It reminds me of my bonus development.'

'It must be bonus-time again.'

'Then it's agreed - We won't let the fact that we're overpaid interfere with our bonuses.'

'To be honest, I did expect a better bonus this year.'

'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'

Banker's decide to 'waive' their bonus cheques!

"Since when did the bonus program default to passing the hat"

'Well £60 million is less than I'm used to. . . but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the bank have?'

"In these times of fiscal austerity, I think it's important that we all stop asking about my year-end bonus."