Job Bonus Gifts

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

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"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

'He earns less than the Prime Minister...'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

'I want a bigger piece of the pie.'

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

Christmas bonus

'With 13 holidays per year, 2 weeks sick leave, 2 coffee break each day, 4 weeks vacation a year, 80% of ife and health insurance, profit sharing, including various discounts and you still want a salary?'

"The office staff hired him to cheer me up. It's the day they get their annual bonuses."

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

The Evolution of the Bonus

'This new ruling on bankers pay has really thrown the cat among the pigeons...'

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

'It must be bonus-time again.'

'Then it's agreed - We won't let the fact that we're overpaid interfere with our bonuses.'

'To be honest, I did expect a better bonus this year.'

"I couldn't get you a raise but I did get you a taller chair."

"Wilson! Stop bogarting he bonuses and share the wealth!"

So... you got a big ass bonus... Now what?

Banker's decide to 'waive' their bonus cheques!

"Since when did the bonus program default to passing the hat"

"Working here includes some pretty sweet perks."

'Well £60 million is less than I'm used to. . . but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the bank have?'

"In these times of fiscal austerity, I think it's important that we all stop asking about my year-end bonus."

'Now that you've had an hour to enjoy your bonus, when are we going to spend it?'