Job Bonus Gifts

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

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"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

'He earns less than the Prime Minister...'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'I want a bigger piece of the pie.'

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

"The office staff hired him to cheer me up. It's the day they get their annual bonuses."

It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller. I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts? The age-old question: Do I enjoy the fruits of my labor or give them to the losers and ingrates who did absolutely nothing to earn them? Fly yourself to Maui and send them a photo of you eating a seven-course meal. That'll encourage them to work harder and earn their own bonuses. Encouragement is the best gift you can give. I really love your show,

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

'With 13 holidays per year, 2 weeks sick leave, 2 coffee break each day, 4 weeks vacation a year, 80% of ife and health insurance, profit sharing, including various discounts and you still want a salary?'

The Evolution of the Bonus

Christmas bonus

'This new ruling on bankers pay has really thrown the cat among the pigeons...'

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

'It must be bonus-time again.'

So... you got a big ass bonus... Now what?

"Wilson! Stop bogarting he bonuses and share the wealth!"

"I couldn't get you a raise but I did get you a taller chair."

'Then it's agreed - We won't let the fact that we're overpaid interfere with our bonuses.'

'To be honest, I did expect a better bonus this year.'

Banker's decide to 'waive' their bonus cheques!

"Since when did the bonus program default to passing the hat"

'Well £60 million is less than I'm used to. . . but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the bank have?'

'Now that you've had an hour to enjoy your bonus, when are we going to spend it?'

"Working here includes some pretty sweet perks."