Big Bonus Gifts

I'm celebrating my obscene bonus: Can I buy you a drink?...a bottle?...the bar?...

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

The Evolution of the Bonus

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

'I think the global banking sector, drunk on years of excessive bonuses, may need a little more than your 'very angry' T-shirt to make them toe the line.'

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

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'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

'He earns less than the Prime Minister...'

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

"Will my bonus look big in this?"

'I'd like a job where I'm hated for having obscene amounts of money.'

'My Christmas bonus.'

CEO Incentives

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

'I want a bigger piece of the pie.'

The man who finally got his account in the black

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'