Receiving A Bonus T-Shirts

"My bonus – right or wrong!"

So... you got a big ass bonus... Now what?

"Wilson! Stop bogarting he bonuses and share the wealth!"

'You got a big bonus, didn't you?'

'Now that you've had an hour to enjoy your bonus, when are we going to spend it?'

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'I'm prepared to offer you a raise, if you work hard. I knew there'd be a catch.'

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

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'I'll have a big bonus please.'

'He earns less than the Prime Minister...'

'I guess it's better than no bonus at all.'

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

'I want a bigger piece of the pie.'

'This new ruling on bankers pay has really thrown the cat among the pigeons...'

The Evolution of the Bonus

'I like it. It reminds me of my bonus development.'

'It must be bonus-time again.'

'Then it's agreed - We won't let the fact that we're overpaid interfere with our bonuses.'

'To be honest, I did expect a better bonus this year.'

'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'

"Since when did the bonus program default to passing the hat"

Banker's decide to 'waive' their bonus cheques!

I'm celebrating my obscene bonus: Can I buy you a drink?...a bottle?...the bar?...

"In these times of fiscal austerity, I think it's important that we all stop asking about my year-end bonus."

'Well £60 million is less than I'm used to. . . but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the bank have?'

"It's so totally lame lame how much tax you have to pay on the bonuses you give yourself."