Bonus Enthusiast Gifts

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

'You can take your bonus in cash, stock options, or premium gas.'

"I'm not sure you're taking this bonus cap thing seriously."

Bonus, bonus! - we'll I got to keep the envelope my pay slip was in

"We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

45% of my bonus goes to taxes.

'In this business you can't motivate top staff with huge salaries. It's the bonuses and share options that really count.'

'It never ceases to amaze me how your obscenely high annual bonus helps cancel out your being a stuck-up, humourless, self-indulgent bore.'

Fatcat pay

Guess the size of my bonus and win a free lottery ticket.

Bonus payments.

He had finally received his bonus.

'He has a way of making any bonus look obscene.'

"Excuse the mess, sir, but this is what happens when the Feds won't let us pay bonuses!"

"The office staff hired him to try to cheer me up. It's the day they get their annual bonuses."

"Yes, I AM laughing my way to the bank. How did you guess?"

'I love a man with a big bonus.'

He must have given Johnson a rise - he just did a back-flip.

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

'I took the huge bonus, but I apologized first.'

Will work for humongous bonus.

'I've decided to give up my bonus restraint for Lent.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

'We've ended up paying our 'golden hellos', golden 'return from holidays' and Prickman wanted a golden 'thank you' after coming back from a toilet break!'

'Getting a big bonus to risk other people's money makes me wonder if I am part of a conspiracy.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

"He can't speak to you at the moment - he's bonding with his compensation package."

'Well, okay. So we almost bankrupted the country. But we've managed to make a slight profit thanks to the government bail out package, so who can possibly deny us a fat bonus this year?'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'I'll have a big bonus please.'