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"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

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'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

'I'll have a big bonus please.'

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'Well, okay. So we almost bankrupted the country. But we've managed to make a slight profit thanks to the government bail out package, so who can possibly deny us a fat bonus this year?'

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Bankers Christmas Bonus Dome.

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

'I'm appalled, the bank's limited my bonus to 'grossly sickening' when I've earned 'outrageous'.'

'He earns less than the Prime Minister...'

The company didn't pay a bonus this year

"I've been too busy investing my enormous salary to be bothered running the company."

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

'I guess it's better than no bonus at all.'

'I want a bigger piece of the pie.'

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

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"We have no golden parachutes."

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

'Getting a big bonus to risk other people's money makes me wonder if I am part of a conspiracy.'

'We've ended up paying our 'golden hellos', golden 'return from holidays' and Prickman wanted a golden 'thank you' after coming back from a toilet break!'

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

'We felt this way at least , your bonus would reflect some element of personal skill.'

"I'm not sure you're taking this bonus cap thing seriously."