Bonus Achieved Pillows

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

The Evolution of the Bonus

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

'I think the global banking sector, drunk on years of excessive bonuses, may need a little more than your 'very angry' T-shirt to make them toe the line.'

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'I'll have a big bonus please.'

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"I've been too busy investing my enormous salary to be bothered running the company."

"Will my bonus look big in this?"

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

'He earns less than the Prime Minister...'

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

'I'd like a job where I'm hated for having obscene amounts of money.'

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

The man who finally got his account in the black