Bonus Achieved Prints

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

The Evolution of the Bonus

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

'I think the global banking sector, drunk on years of excessive bonuses, may need a little more than your 'very angry' T-shirt to make them toe the line.'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

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'I'll have a big bonus please.'

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

"I've been too busy investing my enormous salary to be bothered running the company."

"Will my bonus look big in this?"

'He earns less than the Prime Minister...'

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

'I'd like a job where I'm hated for having obscene amounts of money.'

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

'I want a bigger piece of the pie.'

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'