Bonus Booster Prints

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

The Evolution of the Bonus

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

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"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

"I've been too busy investing my enormous salary to be bothered running the company."

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

"Will my bonus look big in this?"

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."