Bonus Busters Prints

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

The Evolution of the Bonus

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

'I take it his performance review went well.'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'He earns less than the Prime Minister...'

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

"Will my bonus look big in this?"

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

'I'd like a job where I'm hated for having obscene amounts of money.'

'My Christmas bonus.'