Bonus Bonanza Enthusiast Prints

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

The Evolution of the Bonus

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

"He can't speak to you at the moment - he's bonding with his compensation package."

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'