Bonus Aficionados Prints

'Well £60 million is LESS than I'm used to...but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the Bank have?'

'I'm appalled, the bank's limited my bonus to 'grossly sickening' when I've earned 'outrageous'.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

'I think the global banking sector, drunk on years of excessive bonuses, may need a little more than your 'very angry' T-shirt to make them toe the line.'

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

"He can't speak to you at the moment - he's bonding with his compensation package."

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

'We offer a comprehensive healthcare plan, paid vacation, and a generous pension. Unfortunately, we can no longer afford to pay you a salary.'

What's a CEO's motivation?

'We've ended up paying our 'golden hellos', golden 'return from holidays' and Prickman wanted a golden 'thank you' after coming back from a toilet break!'

You wanted to see me again, boss? Yes. I realized you never gave me my Christmas bonus. What're you talking about? You're the boss. You give me a bonus, I don't give you a bonus. Exactly. The key word in employer-employee relationship is relationship. One-sided relationships never work, Rudy. I've calculated the amount you would have paid me if you hadn't been taking me for granted for 16 years. Very bad man.

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

'Getting a big bonus to risk other people's money makes me wonder if I am part of a conspiracy.'

"I'm not sure you're taking this bonus cap thing seriously."

Live Elevator Music 3-7:30.

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

Will work for humongous bonus.

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"They understand that our bonuses should reflect the moral high ground...the higher the better."

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

He must have given Johnson a rise - he just did a back-flip.

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

"I think I should warn you that the flip side of our generous bonus-incentive program is capital punishment."

"We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

45% of my bonus goes to taxes.

'In this business you can't motivate top staff with huge salaries. It's the bonuses and share options that really count.'