Bonus Bonanza Enthusiast Pillows

'I need to be chastised for the size of my bonus.'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

The Evolution of the Bonus

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

'I take it his performance review went well.'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

"He can't speak to you at the moment - he's bonding with his compensation package."

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'