Bonus Battler Gifts

'Ms Button, do some research and find out why my bonus isn't as big as Clydesdale's...'

"Messing around with out bonuses is outrageous, I've a good mind to bugger off abroad and screw up someone else's economy."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

Fries and kids

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

'Get an afterlife!'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

Gas Bill

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

What's a CEO's motivation?

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

Man is attacked by barcodes.

"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."

buck stops here-taxes...mine

'The president wants us to take more risks. I say the riskiest thing we can do now is to give ourselves another bonus.'

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

"To describe our budget shortfall as a 'Black Hole' is both simplistic and inaccurate."

I'm not overweight , I just have a heavy management infrastructure.

"If governments didn't think banks were worth saving we would not be worth our bonuses..."

Top AIG executives agree to give back bonuses.