Bonus Battler Pillows

'Ms Button, do some research and find out why my bonus isn't as big as Clydesdale's...'

"Messing around with out bonuses is outrageous, I've a good mind to bugger off abroad and screw up someone else's economy."

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

Fries and kids

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

'Get an afterlife!'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Gas Bill

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

What's a CEO's motivation?

Man is attacked by barcodes.

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."

buck stops here-taxes...mine

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

I'm not overweight , I just have a heavy management infrastructure.

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

"They understand that our bonuses should reflect the moral high ground...the higher the better."

"To describe our budget shortfall as a 'Black Hole' is both simplistic and inaccurate."

"What do you think it is?... It's your, fat cat bonus."