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'Not to worry, Darling, we're only HALF cut!'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

'There's been unexpected complications involving your husband's bill.'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"Sipsies?"

"I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer to keep them gainfully employed."

'He earns less than the Prime Minister...'

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

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'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

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'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

"It's not much of a bonus, but you do get sprinkles on top."

'To be honest, I did expect a better bonus this year.'

'City bonuses cut by a third.'

"No one has a higher opinion of you than I do and my opinion couldn't be lower!"

"It's the big guy."

"I'm keeping my large bonus under the bed because it's the safest place. I only risk other people's money."