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'Not to worry, Darling, we're only HALF cut!'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'There's been unexpected complications involving your husband's bill.'

'He earns less than the Prime Minister...'

"I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer to keep them gainfully employed."

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"Sipsies?"

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'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

'The president wants us to take more risks. I say the riskiest thing we can do now is to give ourselves another bonus.'

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

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It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller. I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts? The age-old question: Do I enjoy the fruits of my labor or give them to the losers and ingrates who did absolutely nothing to earn them? Fly yourself to Maui and send them a photo of you eating a seven-course meal. That'll encourage them to work harder and earn their own bonuses. Encouragement is the best gift you can give. I really love your show,

'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

Top AIG executives agree to give back bonuses.

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

"It's not much of a bonus, but you do get sprinkles on top."

"It's the big guy."

'To be honest, I did expect a better bonus this year.'

"No one has a higher opinion of you than I do and my opinion couldn't be lower!"

'City bonuses cut by a third.'